aparithed*

Ahhhh, the world of personalized license plates.  This morning I encountered quite the little jewel.  I can only hope that the driver of APARITHED is a Jimmy Buffett fan and not a supporter of legal segregation in South Africa.  Perhaps the driver didn’t think through the various possibilities of his statement to the world.  Just a [...]

Is This Really Necessary?

Is a 28-inch receipt really necessary for a carton of eggs paid for with cash?  I am reminded of the late, great Mitch Hedberg and his experience buying a doughnut.
“I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for a doughnut. I’ll just give you the money, [...]

Stay Thirsty My Friends

My betrothed is currently obsessed with The Most Interesting Man in the World, courtesy of Dos Equis.   Yes, he has a man crush.  If I am talking, Clay orders, “silencio” when he appears on television and watches as the latin Chuck Norris dispenses advice for those wishing to be the most interesting man in [...]