aparithed*

Ahhhh, the world of personalized license plates.  This morning I encountered quite the little jewel.  I can only hope that the driver of APARITHED is a Jimmy Buffett fan and not a supporter of legal segregation in South Africa.  Perhaps the driver didn’t think through the various possibilities of his statement to the world.  Just a [...]

Is This Really Necessary?

Is a 28-inch receipt really necessary for a carton of eggs paid for with cash?  I am reminded of the late, great Mitch Hedberg and his experience buying a doughnut.
“I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for a doughnut. I’ll just give you the money, [...]

Stay Thirsty My Friends

My betrothed is currently obsessed with The Most Interesting Man in the World, courtesy of Dos Equis.   Yes, he has a man crush.  If I am talking, Clay orders, “silencio” when he appears on television and watches as the latin Chuck Norris dispenses advice for those wishing to be the most interesting man in [...]

We Don’t Agree On Everything…

He likes yellow bananas and I like green.  Somehow we make it work.

Deliciously Different

Over the weekend we ventured over to Kroger because I was craving french toast and had to purchase the necessary ingredients.  Harris Teeter is my store of choice but since it was a lazy Saturday our grocery decision was made based on proximity.  We were browsing the drink aisle when I spotted the beacon of [...]

Yeah, He is Pretty Cool

I love the fact that when I came home after a long day of work, school, and frg meetings I discovered that Clay had unloaded the dishwasher.  How did I know?  He left a cheese grater, mixing bowl, colander, and a strainer on the counter because he didn’t know where they went.

I think it is [...]

Oh, To Be a Kid Again

First post of  2009.
I was combing through a pre-Christmas Target ad (the junk mail is swallowing me whole and tv stinks) when I spotted it.  What is it? Well, I found the answer to the burning question of what to get a little girl you who dreams of being a contestant on the Brett Michael’s Rock [...]